Hastert admits even he doesn't believe his own rediculous lies

Over at Forbes.com, Michael Maiello got Hastert spokesman John Feehery to concede that the Speaker doesn't really believe George Soros gets his money from drug runners.

"Of course the Speaker doesn't think he gets money from drug cartels," Feehery told Maiello.

That said, Hastert won't apologize for suggesting he does.

In a similar vein, I don't know if Denis Hastert is a pedophile heroine junkie who practices devil worship and frequents prostitutes whom he pays with our tax dollars. Okay so while I'm not sure Denis Hastert is a pedophile heroine junkie who practices devil worship and frequents prostitutes whom he pays with our tax dollars, I am not absolutely certain that Denis Hastert is not a pedophile heroine junkie who practices devil worship and frequents prostitutes whom he pays with our tax dollars. Since I have not definitively said that I believe that Denis Hastert is a pedophile heroine junkie who practices devil worship and frequents prostitutes whom he pays with our tax dollars, I won't apologize for saying that Denis Hastert is a pedophile heroine junkie who practices devil worship and frequents prostitutes whom he pays with our tax dollars. I cannot confirm or deny that Denis Hastert is a pedophile heroine junkie who practices devil worship and frequents prostitutes whom he pays with our tax dollars. And so I do not need to apologize or retract what I haven't actually said. That is that Denis Hastert is a pedophile heroine junkie who practices devil worship and frequents prostitutes whom he pays with our tax dollars.

Got it?