Nebraska Man Catches Fish with Two Mouths

A Nebraska man caught a rainbow trout with two (count ‘em two) mouths. What does he do? Does he donate it to a veterinarian school to have its DNA tested to see how this mutation came to be? Does he give it to toxicologists to see if its mutation was caused by toxins in the water? No, this gomer smokes the thing and eats it. Yes, eats it.

Maybe they should check his DNA.