Interesting Q & A Between a Son and Father About Iraq Invasion
Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?
A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction.
Q: But the inspectors didn’t find any weapons of mass destruction?
A: That’s because the Iraqis were hiding them.
Q: And that’s why we invaded Iraq?
A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.
Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn’t find any weapons of massdestruction, did we?
A: That’s because the weapons are so well hidden. Don’t worry, we’llfind something, probably right before the 2008 election.
Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction?
A: To use them in a war, silly.
Q: I’m confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to usein a war, then why didn’t they use any of those weapons when we went towar with them?
A: Well, obviously they didn’t want anyone to know they had thoseweapons, so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defendthemselves.
Q: That doesn’t make sense. Why would they choose to die if they had allthose big weapons with which they could have fought back?
A: It’s a different culture. It’s not supposed to make sense.
Q: I don’t know about you, but I don’t think they had any of thoseweapons our government said they did?
A: Well, you know, it doesn’t matter whether or not they had thoseweapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.
Q: And what was that?
A: Even if Iraq didn’t have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Husseinwas a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade anothercountry.
Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade hiscountry?
A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.
Q: Kind of like what they do in China?
A: Don’t go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economiccompetitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshopsand help make U.S corporations richer.
Q: So if a country lets its people are exploited for American corporategain, it’s a good country, even if that country tortures people?
A: Right.
Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?
A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the government. Peoplewho criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.
Q: Isn’t that exactly what happens in China?
A: I told you, China is different.
Q: What’s the difference between China and Iraq?
A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba’ath party, while Chinais Communist.
Q: Didn’t you once tell me Communists were bad?
A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.
Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?
A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba aresent to prison and tortured.
Q: Like in Iraq?
A: Exactly.
Q: And like in China, too?
A: I told you, China is a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the otherhand, is not.
Q: How come Cuba isn’t a good economic competitor?
A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, the US government passed somelaws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business withCuba until they Stopped being Communists and started being capitalistslike us.
Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba, andstarted doing business with them, wouldn’t that help the Cubans becomecapitalists?
A: Don’t be smart.
Q: I didn’t think I was being one.
A: Well, anyway, they also don’t have freedom of religion in Cuba.
Q: Kind of like China and the Falun Gong movement?
A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway, SaddamHussein came to power through a military coup, so he’s not really alegitimate leader anyway.
Q: What’s a military coup?
A: That’s when a military general takes over the government of a countryby force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the UnitedStates.
Q: Didn’t the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?
A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan isour friend.
Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?
A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.
Q: Didn’t you just say a military general who comes to power by forciblyoverthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimateleader?
A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because hehelped us invade Afghanistan.
Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?
A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.
Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?
A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men - fifteen of them SaudiArabians - hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them intobuildings, killing over 3,000 Americans.
Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?
A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressiverule of the Taliban.
Q: Aren’t the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped offpeople’s heads and hands?
A: Yes, that’s exactly who they were. Not only did they chop offpeople’s heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.
Q: Didn’t the Bush administration give the Taliban 43 million dollarsback in May of 2001?
A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good jobfighting drugs.
Q: Fighting drugs?
A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growingopium poppies.
Q: How did they do such a good job?
A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Talibanwould have their hands and heads cut off.
Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people’s heads and hands for growingflowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people’s heads and hands offfor other reasons?
A: Yes. It’s OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut offpeople’s hands for growing flowers, but it’s cruel if they cut offpeople’s hands for stealing bread.
Q: Don’t they also cut off people’s hands and heads in Saudi Arabia ?
A: That’s different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchythat oppressed women and forced them to wear Burqas whenever they werein public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did notcomply.
Q: Don’t Saudi women have to wear Burqas in public, too?
A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body covering.
Q: What’s the difference?
A: The traditional Islamic covering worn by Saudi women is a modest yetfashionable garment that covers all of a woman’s body except for hereyes and fingers. The Burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool ofpatriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman’s body except for hereyes and fingers.
Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different name.
A: Now, don’t go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis areour friends.
Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th werefrom Saudi Arabia ..
A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.
Q: Who trained them?
A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.
Q: Was he from Afghanistan?
A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a verybad man.
Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.
A: Only when we helped him and the Mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasionof Afghanistan back in the 1980s.
Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire Ronald Reagantalked about?
A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 orthereabouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We callthem Russians now.
Q: So the Soviets - I mean, the Russians - are now our friends?
A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years afterthey stopped being Soviets, but then they decided not to support ourinvasion of Iraq , so we’re mad at them now. We’re also mad at theFrench and the Germans because they didn’t help us invade Iraq either.
Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?
A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename Frenchfries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.
Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn’t do what wewant them to do?
A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we invade.
Q: But wasn’t Iraq one of our friends back in the 1980s?
A: Well, yeah. For a while.
Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?
A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him ourfriend, temporarily.
Q: Why did that make him our friend?
A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.
Q: Isn’t that when he gassed the Kurds?
A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we lookedthe other way, to show him we were his friend.
Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomesour friend?
A: Most of the time, yes.
Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically anenemy?
A: Sometimes that’s true, too. However, if American corporations canprofit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all thebetter.
Q: Why?
A: Because war is good for the economy, which means war is good forAmerica also, since God is on America’s side, anyone who opposes war isa godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attackedIraq?
Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to, right?
A: Yes.
Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?
A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells himwhat to do.
Q: So basically, what you’re saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?
A: Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes,make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.
Good Night, Dad….!
From hem.com.np
A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction.
Q: But the inspectors didn’t find any weapons of mass destruction?
A: That’s because the Iraqis were hiding them.
Q: And that’s why we invaded Iraq?
A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.
Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn’t find any weapons of massdestruction, did we?
A: That’s because the weapons are so well hidden. Don’t worry, we’llfind something, probably right before the 2008 election.
Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction?
A: To use them in a war, silly.
Q: I’m confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to usein a war, then why didn’t they use any of those weapons when we went towar with them?
A: Well, obviously they didn’t want anyone to know they had thoseweapons, so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defendthemselves.
Q: That doesn’t make sense. Why would they choose to die if they had allthose big weapons with which they could have fought back?
A: It’s a different culture. It’s not supposed to make sense.
Q: I don’t know about you, but I don’t think they had any of thoseweapons our government said they did?
A: Well, you know, it doesn’t matter whether or not they had thoseweapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.
Q: And what was that?
A: Even if Iraq didn’t have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Husseinwas a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade anothercountry.
Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade hiscountry?
A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.
Q: Kind of like what they do in China?
A: Don’t go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economiccompetitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshopsand help make U.S corporations richer.
Q: So if a country lets its people are exploited for American corporategain, it’s a good country, even if that country tortures people?
A: Right.
Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?
A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the government. Peoplewho criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.
Q: Isn’t that exactly what happens in China?
A: I told you, China is different.
Q: What’s the difference between China and Iraq?
A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba’ath party, while Chinais Communist.
Q: Didn’t you once tell me Communists were bad?
A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.
Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?
A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba aresent to prison and tortured.
Q: Like in Iraq?
A: Exactly.
Q: And like in China, too?
A: I told you, China is a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the otherhand, is not.
Q: How come Cuba isn’t a good economic competitor?
A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, the US government passed somelaws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business withCuba until they Stopped being Communists and started being capitalistslike us.
Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba, andstarted doing business with them, wouldn’t that help the Cubans becomecapitalists?
A: Don’t be smart.
Q: I didn’t think I was being one.
A: Well, anyway, they also don’t have freedom of religion in Cuba.
Q: Kind of like China and the Falun Gong movement?
A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway, SaddamHussein came to power through a military coup, so he’s not really alegitimate leader anyway.
Q: What’s a military coup?
A: That’s when a military general takes over the government of a countryby force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the UnitedStates.
Q: Didn’t the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?
A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan isour friend.
Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?
A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.
Q: Didn’t you just say a military general who comes to power by forciblyoverthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimateleader?
A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because hehelped us invade Afghanistan.
Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?
A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.
Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?
A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men - fifteen of them SaudiArabians - hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them intobuildings, killing over 3,000 Americans.
Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?
A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressiverule of the Taliban.
Q: Aren’t the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped offpeople’s heads and hands?
A: Yes, that’s exactly who they were. Not only did they chop offpeople’s heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.
Q: Didn’t the Bush administration give the Taliban 43 million dollarsback in May of 2001?
A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good jobfighting drugs.
Q: Fighting drugs?
A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growingopium poppies.
Q: How did they do such a good job?
A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Talibanwould have their hands and heads cut off.
Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people’s heads and hands for growingflowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people’s heads and hands offfor other reasons?
A: Yes. It’s OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut offpeople’s hands for growing flowers, but it’s cruel if they cut offpeople’s hands for stealing bread.
Q: Don’t they also cut off people’s hands and heads in Saudi Arabia ?
A: That’s different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchythat oppressed women and forced them to wear Burqas whenever they werein public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did notcomply.
Q: Don’t Saudi women have to wear Burqas in public, too?
A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body covering.
Q: What’s the difference?
A: The traditional Islamic covering worn by Saudi women is a modest yetfashionable garment that covers all of a woman’s body except for hereyes and fingers. The Burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool ofpatriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman’s body except for hereyes and fingers.
Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different name.
A: Now, don’t go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis areour friends.
Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th werefrom Saudi Arabia ..
A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.
Q: Who trained them?
A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.
Q: Was he from Afghanistan?
A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a verybad man.
Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.
A: Only when we helped him and the Mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasionof Afghanistan back in the 1980s.
Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire Ronald Reagantalked about?
A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 orthereabouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We callthem Russians now.
Q: So the Soviets - I mean, the Russians - are now our friends?
A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years afterthey stopped being Soviets, but then they decided not to support ourinvasion of Iraq , so we’re mad at them now. We’re also mad at theFrench and the Germans because they didn’t help us invade Iraq either.
Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?
A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename Frenchfries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.
Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn’t do what wewant them to do?
A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we invade.
Q: But wasn’t Iraq one of our friends back in the 1980s?
A: Well, yeah. For a while.
Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?
A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him ourfriend, temporarily.
Q: Why did that make him our friend?
A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.
Q: Isn’t that when he gassed the Kurds?
A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we lookedthe other way, to show him we were his friend.
Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomesour friend?
A: Most of the time, yes.
Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically anenemy?
A: Sometimes that’s true, too. However, if American corporations canprofit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all thebetter.
Q: Why?
A: Because war is good for the economy, which means war is good forAmerica also, since God is on America’s side, anyone who opposes war isa godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attackedIraq?
Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to, right?
A: Yes.
Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?
A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells himwhat to do.
Q: So basically, what you’re saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?
A: Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes,make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.
Good Night, Dad….!
From hem.com.np
posted by Joe | 8/03/2007 06:39:00 PM
3 Comments:
Well done, on the father/son discussion piece! Hypochrisy reigns supreme under the Bush Regime!
Hmmmmmmmmm...deep
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